Cheese #2: Patacabra .smoke.sample.flash.

On a Spanish farm, a boy wearing a navy shirt will be smoking a bit of White Widow by himself and a hot, dry seed will ker-POP out from his brown, stucco-like pipe.

Long after that boy leaves home to pursue a successful career in realty, a cannabis plant of epic proportions will grow in that remote asspiece of land and double and triple and will get found and chopped down and repeat and be forgotten until 2200 after the Planet War happens and half of Europe gets obliterated and in the year 2305, humanoids H+ 2503 and H+1008 will find the field and bring samples back to Homecraft 14 and mistakenly catalogue them as an undiscovered strain of cannabis and name it Oveja Negra and it will revitalize the marijuana trade among increased performance humans and no one will care about American Idol and Gaga's music videos will be dusty and vintage.

[Editor's Note: Upon sobriety, this makes little to no fucking sense, but doesn't that make you want to try this cheese?]